12/24/07 - 12/30/07 Backlogged Week

12/24
No run. Ran in the rain yesterday and opened up a sore on the back of my achilles tendon.

12/25 - 12/26 No run. Same reason.

12/27
75 minutes on a hotel treadmill. Visiting my sister's family, including new nephew, in North Carolina. Dad's photos

He spelled Bryon's name wrong many times, but later fixed it.

12/28
55 minutes on the roads. Had to waddle it in at the end due to severe gastric distress.

12/29
70 minutes.

12/30
no run. legs sore from being on the roads so much, and being out of shape.

Learned that Google keeps track of your search history. Actually, I thought I might have heard this somewhere, but it didn't sink in. Here are the sites I visit most frequently, all time:
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Oh, running.caltech.edu, why did you have to go? And why is our current web-running-community foundering, too?

12/17/07 - 12/23/07 sqWeek (30 minutes)

Saturday, 12/22/07 (60 minutes)
Ran at night, on the roads. My legs seemed to hold up fine. Also, it was one less hour that I had to share the house with that killer robot masquerading as a floor-cleaning device.

Friday, 12/21/07 (30 minutes)
I didn't sleep last night because I was trying to get on a more normal schedule, and that was the only way I could think to do it. So I didn't run much.

Thursday, 12/20/07 (no run)
I always have a hard time adjusting my running when I move to a new place. My schedule goes according to some sort of routine, even if the outside observer would disagree. It's very hard to run after dark here, because the my backyard is too uneven and I'm avoiding the roads as much as possible. That means if I haven't started running by 4pm I won't get a full run in.

Wednesday, 12/19/07 (60 minutes)
Ran around the back yard.
I'm trying to figure out why my picture on the header got chopped down. I did not do it - it was all the internets operating of their own accord. Believe me that I would not purposefully crop my own photo down to my crotch.

Tuesday, 12/18/07 (no run)
First: my sister popped one out today. As in, my parents are now my nephew's grandparents. It's name is Bryon Charleston Reed. I had to answer the phone call from North Carolina because my mom was driving. I relayed a quick series of questions from my mom over to whoever I was talking to on the other end, until my mom could be satisfied enough to look back up at the road again. We only sideswiped one traffic cone coming out of the airport parking lot.

Second: My other sister will be coming home on Friday. She now claims to look like this:

I believe her.

Third: I spent the entire day traveling and did not have time to run. While in the airplane I attempted to test my equation for how far you can see around the Earth at a given height when the pilot informed us we were at 37,000 feet. The difficulty was that there was so much atmosphere between me and the horizon 150km away that I could not see a distinct line separating them. I did see a faraway mountain, and estimating rather arbitrarily that it was 5000 higher than the surrounding ground, and holding my thumb up at the end of my arm (to the annoyance of the chick sitting next to me, but it's okay, because she wasn't hot, even though she was trying to be), I figured that 150km was probably about right.

Fourth: My dad hired a robot to clean the floors in the house for him. It lives downstairs, where they're "conveniently" keeping me, as well. If this is my last blog post, let me just say this: BIOTA RULES! YOU CAN TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE OUR ABILITY TO OCCASIONALLY BEAT YOU AT CHESS ON A GOOD DAY, BUT NOT CHECKERS, EVER AGAIN!

Monday, 12/17/07 (30 minutes)


I got a call from my Dad this afternoon. My parents don't call me to chat.
"Mark. Where are you?"
"Umm, in my room?"
"Your mother is looking for you at the airport."
"But I'm not at the airport."
"I know. If you were at the airport, she would have found you already."

Very true.

At first I thought they had the date of my flight wrong (I was planning on leaving tomorrow morning), but then I remembered mom is never wrong about anything in a schedule book. I missed my flight and made my mom drive out to the airport, not a quick trip from where we live. Not the most auspicious start to a winter break.

Ran half an hour, because I had to change my afternoon plans to accommodate packing, etc. before tutoring in the evening. I'm heading out to the airport now. There'll be no barefoot running or gym available at home, but no sprinkler heads or chained fences, either.

I'm looking forward to a quiet three weeks.

Further Intellectual Masturbation

J.R. once told me about a friend who wrote a computer program that found the shape of a hanging spring. The shape of a hanging chain is a "catenary" [i.e. y=cosh(x)], a fact I was aware of but didn't know how to prove. The shape of the hanging spring (specifically, a spring with zero rest length but finite mass, and whose density is therefore a delta function) turns out to be a parabola.

The program apparently discovered this by starting with a string of many springs of zero mass and zero rest length connecting point particles with mass. The point particles start off stretching in a straight line between two supports of the same height, horizontally separated by some fixed distance. So it's like the spring hanging from the towers that support a suspension bridge. The difference is there's no bridge, and the spring is stretchy whereas the cables on the bridge basically are not.

The program then calculated the forces from gravity and the springs, took a small step forward in time using F=ma, recalculated the forces, took another step, etc. until the thing came to rest. There must have been a small damping coefficient in the program as well to keep the spring from oscillating forever.

I wanted to solve this problem analytically, but at the time I didn't know how. Later, I saw the solution to the catenary problem in a discussion of the calculus of variations. In this approach, you write a function for the energy of the chain/spring, then use a variational principle to minimize the energy.

However, I today I read about how to treat a similar problem, where you have a massless, nonstretchy chain supporting a massive, flat road (i.e. suspension bridge). Modifying the book's solution a bit, I found that you can solve all three problems (massive chain, massive spring, massless chain with bridge) using only single-variable calculus. Here is how:

Assume the spring has some shape given by the function height = y = f(x), where x is the distance from the middle of the two supports.

Our plan will be to find a differential equation for y using the following assumptions:

  • The system is in equilibrium

  • The tension in the spring/chain at a point must be along the direction of the tangent to that point.

  • The only external force on the spring is gravity, which is in the y-direction.


Not only must the entire spring be in equilibrium, but every differential element ds of the spring must be in equilibrium. So consider the forces acting on an element of the spring ds, as shown below:

The condition of equilibrium in the x-direction requires
T1x - T2x = 0
T1x = T2x = T0.

In the y-direction, equilibrium requires
-T1y + T2y - Fg = 0

rewriting Fg as px(x)*g*dx, where px(x) is the mass density per unit distance in the x-direction at the point x (NOT necessarily the same as the mass density of the spring, ps), this becomes
-T1y + T2y = px(x)*g*dx

Now we invoke the fact that the tension is along the spring.
Ty/Tx = y'
but we found earlier that Tx = T0, so
Ty = T0*y'

so going back to the eqn for equilibrium in the y-direction:
T0*[y'(x2) - y'(x1)] = px(x)*g*dx

for sufficiently small segment ds, this becomes
T0*y''(x)*dx = px(x)*g*dx
y''(x) = px(x)*(g/T0)

Now we have the desired differential equation in y. So far, the solution to all three problems is the same. Now they diverge, because the mass density is different in the three cases.

Massless Chain Supporting a Road:

Here, the mass density is just the mass of the road per unit in the x-direction
px = p0
y''(x) = p0*g/T0 = C
where C is some constant. Integrating, we get a quadratic - the massless chain supporting a road hangs in the shape of a parabola.
This could potentially be a useful result, because people are interesting in making parabolas, because a parabola is the ideal shape for telescopes, radio antennas, etc.

Massive chain:

The mass density of the chain is constant:
ps = p0
From the geometry of the situation, we can get px

ds2 = dx2 + dy2
ds/dx = (1 + y'2)1/2*dx
px*dx = ps*ds
px = (1 + y'(x)2)1/2*p0
substituting into the D.E.
y'' = (1 + y'2)1/2 * C
where I mashed the constant together
make a substitution z=y', z'=y''
dz/dx = (1 + z2)1/2*C
dz/(1 + z2)1/2 = C*dx
Look this integral up and you get sinh-1(z) = C*x
z = sinh(C*x) = y'
y = cosh(c*x), which is the shape of a catenary

Massive Spring

For the massive spring, we have to take a look at Hooke's Law:
T = k*x, where x is the displacement from equilibrium.
Note that if we stretch a string to a length x, its density becomes m/x, where m is the length of the spring.
ps(x) = 1/T(x)
where T is the tension and I suppressed a constant.
T = (Tx2 + Ty2)1/2
T = [T02 + (T0y')2]1/2
using earlier results for Tx and Ty
T = T0*(1 + y'2)1/2
ps = 1/T = 1/(1 + y'2)1/2
px = (1 + y'2)1/2*ps, as in the previous case
px = [(1 + y'2)1/2]/[(1 + y'2)1/2]
px = 1
again suppressing constants.

So this case is the same as the original problem with the road hanging from a chain, and the hanging spring of zero rest length takes the shape of a parabola.

Additionally, by modifying the function px, you could find the differential equation for the shape of the bridge under an arbitrary load, such as combining all three methods to model a suspension bridge supporting a road where the cables have some finite mass and also some Young's modulus, and finite rest length. You could add traffic going across, acceleration of the road when lifting it up to allow a boat to go underneath, etc. Note that a point mass traveling across the bridge hanging from a chain would cause the density function to become a delta function at that point. So y'' is a delta function, y' has a discrete jump, and the result is that a heavy truck driving across such a bridge causes a kink in the cable directly above the truck.

12/10/07 - 12/16/07 Fuck You, Bones!

Who cares if my bones are broken? Fuck that shit. I'm running anyway.

Monday (1:53)

One minute and fifty-three seconds of running, before I was kicked off the North Field. The South Field was also closed, and I didn't have time to go in search of new grass. Still, this represented a significant improve on my recent running mileage.

Tuesday (60 minutes)

Ran in Lacy, where all the moms explained to their little kid why the man was running. I felt great considering I'm out of shape.

Wednesday (EPIC)
Beer Mile 5:56!!!!!

Thursday (65 minutes)
Easy run on the Eichenlaub Grassy Special, which I haven't used much recently. Ran past Garrett on the way back. I realized that Ian runs my route more frequently than I do, and I run Ian's Arroyo Tempo Loop more frequently than he does. Ah, the absurdities of life.

Friday ( 65 minutes)
Repeat of Thurs.

Saturday (60 minutes)
SFTC w/ Kangway, who told me how atrophied I am. Thanks dude.

Sunday (no run)

Math II

Kangway wins Math I. He receives a score of 95%, because he got the answer right, but his answer was really long and included references to things like the "zero product property" and i don't know what he's talking about. the only interesting part is to note that by rewriting 32x as (3x)2, we can turn it into a quadratic equation in 3x. Also, a neater way to express log324 is log3233 = 1 + 3log32.

Also, Ian gets honorable mention for correctly solving the problem, but he didn't follow the full instructions, and so receives a score of 80%. His method worked, but it wouldn't work for the same problem with some different values plugged in.

Here is my next question:
I was trying to prove that d/dx(ax) = ln(a)*ax

limh->0 (ax+h - ax)/h =
limh->0 ax(ah - 1)/h

and so now all i have to do is fix the constant
limh->0(ah - 1)/h

which is of the form 0/0, and i want to show that it is equal to ln(a)
normally you would use L'Hospital's rule and take a derivative with respect to h of the numerator and denominator, but that's illegal here since the form of the derivative is exactly what we're trying to prove.

the next thing i thought to do write ah as (1-(1-a))h and use the binomial theorem to expand this, ignoring all powers of h greater than 1.
the resulting series is not too complicated, but it is an alternating series whose terms individually diverge, and i don't know how to evaluate the sum.

so my question is: who has another trick to prove that
limh->0(ah - 1)/h = ln(a)?

of course i could look this up in a calculus book/the internet, but that's not as fun. also, i don't understand textbooks because they have no souls.

finally, i'm aware that my task can be accomplished by taking the definition of e to be the number "a" s.t.
limh->0(ah - 1)/h = 1,
but then my problem is to show that this definition of e is equivalent to the common definition
e=limn->inf(1 + 1/n)n

Math

I was tutoring a pre-calculus student today, and she had a homework problem I didn't know how to do. I played it smooth, saying, "Well, if you're not sure how to do it, let's check through the book for an example." So here's the problem. Go:

solve for x by algebra
32x + 3x+1 - 4 = 0

Cells Are Big

I didn't realize before what the scale of a cell is, but I was reading some from a bio textbook today. They say a typical eukaryotic cell would be 10-100 microns, so take 30 microns on a side. Then if a sugar molecule were as big as a person, the cell would be as big as Los Angeles (50km), except that it's 3D, so it's more like a thousand copies of Los Angeles stacked on top each other.
That allows for a hell of a lot of complexity. It gives some appreciation for just how grand the scale of life is. In particular, that of Haile Gebrselassie.